I just don't think you quite fit the thief job. I mean, a lot seems just like one, especially the thieves I can think of. But you seem just slightly more Black Mage. I know, I'm not helping your vote. Eh. But I just think your emotions, how you react, the things you said are just a little too black mage than anything else. You seem satisfied with a career that most others would think as boring and life-draining, but you find joy in it. A thief has to be running amok to be please, for the most part. And your characters you like and relate to kind of reflect the black mage for me; some of them, not so, but most of them are reserved, cheery, willing, etc. Plus you're English, you're intelligent and prideful. Find a thief with intelligence and pride, and you have got a job out of place.

(Thieves, I am only joking. <3)